I'm waiting for PetSmart to call me and tell me that the dogs are ready. They really needed a grooming. Hell, I really need a grooming with this messy hair. My brother is at a BBQ and has my car. The stupid thing was that I had originally thought that the BBQ would be at the house, that is, he, me and the two dogs. I guess there must be women at this other wingding.
I did some cleaning up on the third floor. I don't think I made a dent. I really need to find one of those self-storage places. Like U-Stor-It, Uncle Bob's Store-It, We Stored It So You Don't Have To, etc. I guess I can be all scientific about it and approximate the space that I'd need; that is, a 5'x5' or 5'x10', etc. I'm pretty good with visualizing stuff, so I'll just imagine a shitload of plastic tote boxes that are stacked really, really high. If I can pay $75 a month, I'll probably consider myself lucky. I might rent something bigger just so I can (eventually) store some furniture. Apart from books and CDs and a few odds & ends, I have no special attachment to anything I own. I technically have no place to live but have custody of two dogs and two cats. Well, at least one dog.
The back brakes sounds really bad on the Jeep. I can't remember which mechanic is open on Sundays. Why do all these things happen on Sunday (or too late on Saturday)? I heard from someone that the post office by the airport will no longer be 24 hours. As bad as the service is (and it is), at least I could always mail something whenever I wanted. I'm certain that the post office could save tons of money if they read just one book on process improvement and customer service. Yeah, we really need 20 years of experience to sell stamps and ask strangers "is there anything fragile, dangerous or illegal in here?" Maybe I can make some money by selling do-it-yourself waterboarding kits. Thank you, Mr Cheney. Will you be needing any stamps?
I wonder what took KFC until 2009 to have grilled chicken. Sure, it doesn't compare to the 11 types of salt - excuse me, 11 secret herbs and spices - but it's 2009 for chrissakes. I think I spent all of last year pulling apart those snack wraps at Mickey D's just to have some grilled chicken. Why people would serve non-homemade tortillas cold is beyond me. Real homemade flour tortillas are also good when they're cold. At least my grandma's. I just hate that floury, gummy taste that does not say Southwestern cuisine.